1 00:00:25,000 --> 00:00:27,000 [ singing in Aboriginal launguage ] 2 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,500 3 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:14,000 4 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:16,000 5 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,500 6 00:01:18,500 --> 00:01:19,500 7 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,500 8 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,500 9 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,000 10 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,000 11 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,500 12 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,000 13 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 14 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:32,500 15 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:33,500 16 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:34,500 17 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:35,500 18 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,500 19 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:37,500 20 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:42,000 21 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 22 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,000 23 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,500 24 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:01,500 25 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:02,500 26 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:03,500 27 00:02:03,500 --> 00:02:04,500 28 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,000 29 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,000 30 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,000 31 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,000 32 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 33 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,800 34 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:22,000 [ various native animal sounds ] 35 00:02:24,500 --> 00:02:26,500 [ snoring ] 36 00:02:32,500 --> 00:02:35,000 The Kelly Gang had been holding up banks 37 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:39,000 for as long as, well, for as long as there'd been banks. 38 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,500 Historically, we were the World's First Biker Gang. 39 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,500 What really set us apart from all the other outlaws 40 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:46,000 was our philosophy. 41 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 We always gave everything we stole to the poor. 42 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,500 My uncle Dan had been the most notorious aboriginal outlaw 43 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,000 of all time, 44 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,500 until he retired to run the family pub. 45 00:02:58,500 --> 00:03:01,000 My brother job was the Gang's tax expert, 46 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,500 and the rest of the Gang worked full-time 47 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:07,000 in the manufacture and consumption of beer. 48 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,000 Come on, Ned. You're be late for work. 49 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,500 50 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:21,000 51 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,500 Yep. Times has changed, all right. 52 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:25,500 The entire bank-robbing division 53 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:28,000 of the once world-famous Kelly Gang 54 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,500 had been reduced to just one man... 55 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:31,250 me. 56 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 [ loud buzzing ] 57 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,500 [ whimpers ] 58 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:39,820 [ buzzing ] 59 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:47,000 60 00:03:47,500 --> 00:03:49,000 61 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:54,500 62 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:56,500 We lived in this wild pub. 63 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:59,500 It was so old that no one was sure 64 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,000 if it was actually built 65 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,500 or just somehow grew out of the ground. 66 00:04:03,500 --> 00:04:06,000 Over the years, it has become home 67 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,500 to every kind of wildlife you can imagine. 68 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,500 69 00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,500 70 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,500 [ bubbling ] 71 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,500 Apart from my dog, 72 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:22,500 my bike was my best mate. 73 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,000 I personally built it from the wheels up 74 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,500 out of scrap metal. 75 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,000 Sure, it had some minor structural problems. 76 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,500 It wasn't exactly mechanically perfect, 77 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,000 but everyone respected it. 78 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 [ boom ] 79 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Especially Joe. 80 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Morning, Dan. 81 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:43,000 Morning, Ned. 82 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:44,500 It is refueled. 83 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:46,000 Thanks, Joe. 84 00:04:46,500 --> 00:04:49,500 You still haven't fixed that leaking pump. 85 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,500 [ machine groans ] 86 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,500 Have now. 87 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 [ backfiring ] 88 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Ooh! 89 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,000 See yourself. 90 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:06,000 Our pub was on the shore of a national park, 91 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,500 hundreds of miles from anywhere. 92 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,000 I reckon it was as close to paradise 93 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,500 as you can get. 94 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,500 Riding to work that day, 95 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,500 nothing seemed different from any other day. 96 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:34,000 At least that's what I thought at the time. 97 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:48,500 [ tires screech ] 98 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Good morning. I'd like to make a withdrawal. 99 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,500 [ machine speaking ] 100 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:56,500 It's a .44. 101 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,500 Check out the dickhead talking to a machine. 102 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:01,000 That's no dickhead. 103 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 That's Ned Kelly. 104 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,000 Oh, yeah! 105 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:06,500 [ machine speaking ] 106 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,500 I don't think so. 107 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:12,000 Ouch. Computer malfunction. 108 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:15,220 Bingo. 109 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:18,500 [ counting in distorted machine voice ] 110 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,500 This is the Kelly Gang... 111 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 [ all gasp ] 112 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 And I'd like to make a deposit. 113 00:06:38,500 --> 00:06:40,000 Deposit? 114 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,000 Yeah. Deposit this money 115 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,500 amongst the bank accounts of any people who can't repay their loans. 116 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,500 And I want receipts, and I want 'em now. 117 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:53,000 Oui. Oui. I will get all the staff onto it. 118 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,500 All officers, take your positions. 119 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,500 It was then I heard something 120 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,500 you rarely hear in the middle of a bank robbery... 121 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,500 Shakespeare. 122 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,500 "If music be the food of love, 123 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,500 play on. Give me excess of it." 124 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:27,500 "If music be the food of love..." 125 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,000 And who are you? 126 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Robin Banks. 127 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,500 I was earlier. Now I'm depositin'. 128 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:40,000 This is my lunch break. 129 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 I love american accents. 130 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,000 Excuse me. 131 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,500 I like the way you talk. 132 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:50,000 In fact, I like everything about America. 133 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,000 What you reading? 134 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,000 Shakespeare. 135 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 [ fly buzzes ] 136 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,500 [ people scream ] 137 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,000 I hate flies. 138 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:03,000 Mr. Kelly, all the people's receipts. 139 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,000 [sirens] 140 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,500 Thanks, mate. 141 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,500 This time he's trapped. 142 00:08:11,500 --> 00:08:13,000 Hey... 143 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 maybe I'll see you later. 144 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:17,500 I doubt it, cowboy. 145 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,500 [ buzzer ] 146 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,500 Bye, Ned. 147 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,500 Wait for it. 148 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,500 [ cocks gun ] 149 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,000 What's the matter, boys? 150 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:02,500 151 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,000 152 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,000 153 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,500 154 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:11,500 155 00:09:11,500 --> 00:09:14,000 156 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 157 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 158 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,500 159 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:20,500 160 00:09:20,500 --> 00:09:24,000 161 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,500 162 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,500 163 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,500 164 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,500 165 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:39,500 166 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,500 167 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:46,000 168 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:49,000 and the law won 169 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,500 170 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:52,500 After him! 171 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,500 172 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 173 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,500 Of course, I didn't know it at the time, 174 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,500 but I'd just triggered off a chain of events 175 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:24,000 that was to threaten the very existence 176 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,500 of the Kelly Gang. 177 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:28,000 "...cannot see the pretty fall leaves that themselves commit, 178 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,000 or if they could, Cupid himself would blush." 179 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 The outlaw 180 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,500 dropped this. 181 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,000 Take it to Sir John's office immediately. 182 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Ned Kelly has robbed yet another branch 183 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 of the International Trust Bank, 184 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:52,500 but this time his target was head office. 185 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,500 The bank's largest foreign investors 186 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,000 have responded by threatening to pack up 187 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:58,500 and go home. 188 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:02,000 However, locals are reacting quite differently. 189 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Ned Kelly's deadly. He's great. 190 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,500 He's wonderful. 191 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000 He's fabulous. 192 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:07,000 He gives us the cash. 193 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,500 He's got a great bike. 194 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,000 Since Ned Kelly has been depositing money 195 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,000 in our bank account, 196 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 I can afford more groceries. 197 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000 Look. 198 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,500 Through the haphazard program 199 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:20,500 of redistributing money, 200 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,500 the Kelly Gang has effectively 201 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,500 lowered interest rates, cut inflation, 202 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,000 and raised the standard of living 203 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,500 for the average family. 204 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,000 Rotten bastards. 205 00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:34,500 It's been Ned Kelly's complete disregard for authority 206 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:37,000 that has captured the Hearts of the People 207 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,500 and made him something of a national hero. 208 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:42,500 Yes? 209 00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:49,000 Sir John, one of our young tellers 210 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,500 has some information regarding the robbery. 211 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:53,000 What is it? 212 00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,500 Apparently this was dropped during the holdup. 213 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,500 Oh, Sir John. 214 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000 There's also a Major Wib here to see you. 215 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,500 Yes. Come in. 216 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,500 [ clanking ] 217 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:15,000 Major Wib from Great Britain, sir. 218 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,500 Formerly of Her Majesty's personal guards. 219 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,000 Five years Scotland Yard, 220 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:21,000 three years Royal British Commandos. 221 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,000 Served with distinction special forces-- intelligence branch. 222 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:28,000 At your service, Vis-a-vis the Kelly problem. 223 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,500 That's very impressive, Major. 224 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,000 Thank you, Sir John. 225 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:34,500 I had the pleasure of being on duty at Buckingham Palace 226 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,500 the day you got your knighthood. 227 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:38,000 Oh, really? 228 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:40,000 Yes. Rah-rah poo-poo, sir. 229 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,500 It's about time we had a man 230 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,500 of your particular talents working exclusively for us 231 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,500 in the field of corporate banking. 232 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,000 If you'll pardon the pun, sir, 233 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,500 I plan to make a killing. 234 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,500 Thank you. That'll be all. 235 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,500 Please, Major. 236 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,500 Now, what do you make of this? 237 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,500 It's a toweling mat, 238 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,000 commonly used on the top of Australian hotel bars 239 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,500 for the absorption of beer spillage. 240 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,500 Looks like some sort of a rodent. 241 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:20,500 Is it a rat? 242 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,000 It's a kangaroo, sir. 243 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,500 [ squeak ] 244 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,000 The Glenrowan Hotel. 245 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:41,000 It's in a national park called Reckless Island. 246 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,500 No wonder the police can't track them down. 247 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:45,500 According to this, it's a remote wilderness. 248 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,500 Kelly would know that island like the back of his hand. 249 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,000 At the first sign of armed aggression, 250 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,500 he'd vanish into the bush and pick us off like flies. 251 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,000 [ fly buzzes ] 252 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Yes, you're right. 253 00:13:57,500 --> 00:14:00,000 Major, the one thing you'll learn in business 254 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,500 is that almost anything can be achieved 255 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:07,000 by having good political connections. 256 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,500 Miss Twisty, draft a confidential fax 257 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,500 to the department of national parks. 258 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Tell them that the bank will be acting 259 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:16,500 as the Sole Agent for the sale of Reckless Island. 260 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Right away, Sir John. 261 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,500 You can't sell a national park. 262 00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:22,500 Wib? 263 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,500 I'm going to turn Kelly's hideout 264 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:30,000 into a... japanese tourist resort. 265 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:38,000 266 00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:42,000 267 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:54,000 268 00:14:55,500 --> 00:15:01,000 269 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,500 270 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,500 271 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:14,500 272 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,000 273 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,000 274 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,500 For a Kelly, getting shot was an occupational hazard. 275 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:33,000 But I guess over the years we must have developed 276 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 some sort of natural tolerance. 277 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,000 [ siren ] 278 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000 [ barking ] 279 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,500 Unfortunately, I still had to spend 280 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:45,500 a heck of a lot of time digging out bullets. 281 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Good morning, ma'am. 282 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,500 How may the bank help you? 283 00:15:56,500 --> 00:15:59,000 I'm taking out a loan. 284 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,500 Oh, my God. 285 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,000 It's the Hollywood Outlaw! 286 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:03,500 Aah! 287 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,500 Don't kill me. 288 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,000 I've never killed anyone. 289 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,500 I only shoot guns 290 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:10,000 from the hands of those who would... 291 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,500 Prefer to see me dead. 292 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,500 Now, hand over the money. 293 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 I've got some shopping to do. 294 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Freeze, lady! Stay right where you are! 295 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,000 I regret the day 296 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,500 I let you put a video store here. 297 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,000 All you and that dog ever do 298 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,500 is watch that same dumb movie. 299 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 Hey! We were watching that. 300 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 [ dog barking ] 301 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:37,500 I'm getting shot to pieces, and for what? 302 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:40,500 We got the biggest turnover of any bank robbers around 303 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,000 and we still can't afford to fix the pub. 304 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Using stolen money for our own benefit 305 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 would be against every principle 306 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:50,000 upon which the Kelly Gang was founded. 307 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,000 [ pop ] 308 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,000 Ohh... 309 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:55,000 Dan was right, of course. 310 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,500 The robbing from the rich and giving to the poor 311 00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,000 wasn't easy like in Robin Hood's day. 312 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,500 I could use help with the stamps. 313 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,500 I used to deposit so much money 314 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,000 in so many people's bank accounts, 315 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:09,000 we could spend all afternoon mailing out receipts. 316 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,500 [ crunch ] 317 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,500 [ air escaping ] 318 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,500 Oh, look. 319 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:23,000 I been shot in the lung again. 320 00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,000 [ wheezing ] 321 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000 [ hissing ] 322 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,000 [ wheezing ] 323 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,500 Of course, that was nothing 324 00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:34,500 compared with my dad. 325 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:37,000 He was still listed 326 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,500 in the guinness book of world records 327 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,500 as the world's most frequently shot human being. 328 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,000 You're very lucky. 329 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,500 You've got your father's bulletproof constitution. 330 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000 A little lower, I think, Uncle Dan. 331 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,500 [ clang clang ] 332 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,000 That's it. 333 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,500 OK. Ready? 334 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:57,500 Yep. 335 00:17:57,500 --> 00:17:58,500 [ thunk ] 336 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,000 [ pop ] 337 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Band-aids. 338 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,500 [ air escaping ] 339 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 Ah, thanks. 340 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,500 [ air escaping ] 341 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 [ escaping air stops ] 342 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Whew! 343 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,000 I gotta do something 344 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 about getting shot all the time. 345 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000 [ clang ] 346 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,500 And there it was-- 347 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:38,000 a bulletproof garbage can. 348 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,500 - Aah! - Aah! 349 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,000 Come on, Ned. It's happy hour. 350 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 Pass the beer. 351 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 [ laughing and shouting ] 352 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,000 [ rooster crows ] 353 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,500 Hurry up, Ned. 354 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:09,500 Banks close at 5:00, you know. 355 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,500 [ hiccup and burp ] 356 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,500 [ snoring ] 357 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,500 [ whistles ] 358 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,500 Morning, Dog. 359 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,500 Ready? 360 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,500 Corn flakes. 361 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,500 [ barking ] 362 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,500 No, fella. 363 00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:46,000 Corn... 364 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 flakes. 365 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:48,500 Corn flakes. 366 00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,500 Come on. 367 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,500 Talk. 368 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,500 [ woof woof ] 369 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:53,000 [ woof ] 370 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,000 Keep practicing. 371 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,500 [ horn honks ] 372 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,000 [ honk ] 373 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:35,500 Heh. 374 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,500 Mr. Kelly. 375 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,500 - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! 376 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,000 We're all Kellys, mate. 377 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,500 You have a letter. 378 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,000 A letter? 379 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,500 A letter? 380 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,500 [ talking and shouting ] 381 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,000 [ woof ] 382 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,500 [ whoosh ] 383 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:03,500 "The International Trust Bank 384 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,000 "will be acting as Sole Agent for the sale of... 385 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:07,500 Reckless Island." 386 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,000 - What? - What? 387 00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:12,500 According to this document, 388 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,000 our island is going to be relocated to... 389 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 Tokyo Bay, Japan. 390 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 What? 391 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,500 I loathe this weather. 392 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,000 I loathe this country. 393 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,500 Quite right, Sir John. 394 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,500 Ah, for a cold, Foggy, drizzly english morning, eh? 395 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 I reckon this flag needs a slight modification. 396 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,000 What the hell's going on in here? 397 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,000 That's the British flag! 398 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,000 Take it back to Britain. 399 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,500 You're a larrikin, Kelly. 400 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,500 You have absolutely no respect for authority. 401 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,500 You're not selling our island. 402 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,500 There's obviously an informer 403 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,000 working somewhere in the bank. 404 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,500 Hmm? 405 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,500 Well, they won't be working here for long. 406 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,000 We've brought in every birth certificate 407 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,500 of every Kelly who was born on Reckless Island. 408 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:10,500 Yeah. 409 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,500 They go back quite a long way. 410 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,000 It proves that the Kellys have lived there 411 00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,000 in one form or another 412 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,500 for at least 40,000 years. 413 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:23,000 The first person 414 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 to land on the island 415 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000 was an aborigine named Awaba Kelly. 416 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,500 This here's his birth certificate. 417 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,000 So what. 418 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:38,500 That makes Reckless Island 419 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:41,000 Kelly Tribal Land. 420 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,500 So us Kellys legally have first right of purchase. 421 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:49,000 Fine, but... you'll have to match 422 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:54,000 the japanese offer of $1 million. 423 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 No problem. 424 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh, really? 425 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 You'll never raise the cash. 426 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Aren't you forgetting something, mate? 427 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 The Kelly Gang robs banks. 428 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Yes, but the Kelly Gang 429 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:07,000 gives all its money to the poor. 430 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:10,000 Ahem. 431 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 We were in deep trouble, all right, 432 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 so we headed to the Brewery 433 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,500 to do some thinking. 434 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,500 It was there that I found out 435 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,500 this wasn't the first time 436 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,500 Reckless Island had been under threat. 437 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Legend has it 438 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,000 that it's about an ancient battle 439 00:23:30,500 --> 00:23:32,500 in which the first inhabitants saved the island 440 00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:34,500 from evil invaders. 441 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,500 No kidding. 442 00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:39,500 It's all part of aboriginal mythology-- 443 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 you know, Ned-- the dreaming. 444 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,500 I suppose it doesn't make any sense 445 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,500 in the modern world. 446 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:49,500 If we could make it make sense, 447 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,500 maybe everything that doesn't make sense 448 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,500 would make sense, eh? 449 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,000 Ah, you do enough dreaming 450 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 for everyone around here. 451 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:05,500 [ whooshing ] 452 00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:08,500 [ roaring ] 453 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:12,000 [ rumbling ] 454 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,500 [ crashing ] 455 00:24:28,500 --> 00:24:30,500 [ clunk ] 456 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,500 [ rooster crows ] 457 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,500 Slept in again, eh? 458 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,500 Yes. He was up all night. 459 00:24:57,500 --> 00:25:00,000 I think he was building something. 460 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 461 00:25:07,500 --> 00:25:10,500 462 00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:16,000 463 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,000 464 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,000 What are you doing with that can on your head? 465 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I'm going bank robbing. 466 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:37,000 You go robbing a bank in that garbage can outfit. 467 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,500 You'll wreck the entire image 468 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,500 of the Kelly Gang. 469 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,500 What are you wearing it for? 470 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,500 So I don't get shot. Aah! 471 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:55,000 With a bulletproof armor suit, 472 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,000 I can rob a lot of bank real fast 473 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,500 and buy the island back. 474 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,500 Any money the Kelly Gang gets in this country. 475 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:05,500 Belongs to the people of this country. 476 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:08,000 Why don't we rob banks in another country? 477 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 I'm telling you, for an outlaw, 478 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 America is the land of opportunity. 479 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,000 Even a little kid knows 480 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 that in America when people rob banks. 481 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,500 They get to keep all the money themselves. 482 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:21,000 You've been looking at too many movies. 483 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Look, there's only one way to save this island. 484 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,500 It's called Free Enterprise. 485 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:33,500 [ star-spangled banner plays ] 486 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:37,000 Suddenly, I was on my way to the USA, 487 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,500 home of bank-robbing legends 488 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,500 like Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde, 489 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,500 and the Hollywood Outlaw. 490 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,000 Uh... 491 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,000 What's the purpose of your trip to the United States? 492 00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,500 Business. 493 00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:16,500 Hold your fire! 494 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:22,500 Your accountants had hidden talents. 495 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:28,500 So, what's this big discovery of yours? 496 00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,500 Ned Kelly has left the gang 497 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 and gone to America. 498 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Why would he go there? 499 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,500 Money. 500 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,000 Yes, of course. 501 00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:40,500 [ sniff ] 502 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,500 He's out of steal the million dollars 503 00:27:43,500 --> 00:27:46,000 to buy Reckless Island himself. 504 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Now he's all alone in a foreign country. 505 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:52,500 Think I'll pay him a visit. 506 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,500 Be careful! You mustn't use a gun yourself. 507 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:08,000 We're an International Bank. 508 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,000 We can't afford to be incriminated in America. 509 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:14,500 That's right. I'm a bank executive now. 510 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,500 Does, uh... 511 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:19,500 that mean I get to fly in the corporate jet? 512 00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:22,000 [ snoring loudly ] 513 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:26,000 [ clucking ] 514 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,500 "The lion, dying, thrusteth forth his paw 515 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000 "and wounds the Earth, 516 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:42,000 "nothing else with rage to be o'erpowered. 517 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,000 "And wilt thou, pupil-like, take the correction? 518 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 "Mildly kiss the rod 519 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:50,000 "and fawn on rage with base humility, 520 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 which art alive..." 521 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,500 [ snort ] 522 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:56,000 "in the king of beasts?" 523 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,500 [ sigh ] 524 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:10,000 "Good night, good night, 525 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,500 parting is such sweet Sorrow." 526 00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,500 Sorrow. 527 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Such sweet Sorrow. 528 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,500 "Parting is such sweet Sorrow. 529 00:29:21,500 --> 00:29:24,500 Good night. Good night." 530 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,000 G'day. 531 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 What are you doing here? 532 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,500 I'm going to America. 533 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000 What for? 534 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Rob a few banks. 535 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,500 They say guys who carry guns 536 00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,500 have a serious personality deficiency. 537 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:42,500 Huh? 538 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:46,000 It's a prop, a tool, a crutch. 539 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,500 If you know anything about bank robbing, 540 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:51,500 you'd know you need a gun. 541 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,000 Lucky this seat was empty, eh? 542 00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,500 What are you doing up here, anyway? 543 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,500 Actually, I got fired 544 00:30:04,500 --> 00:30:06,500 for trying to save an island. 545 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,000 No kidding. 546 00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:11,000 That's exactly what I'm trying to do. 547 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,500 Someone from your bank 548 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:15,000 sent us a copy of a fax which-- 549 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:16,500 It was you. 550 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,500 Thanks. 551 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,500 You're welcome. 552 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 Nice pair of dolphins. 553 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,500 Hmm? 554 00:30:28,500 --> 00:30:31,500 Uh, yeah. I think I'll go back to my book now. 555 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,500 Look, I'm really sorry you lost your job. 556 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,000 Well... 557 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:40,000 I wasn't cut out for banking anyway. 558 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000 Maybe it was the best thing that could have happened. 559 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,500 Hmm. 560 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:47,500 Looks like we're heading to the same place. 561 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:51,500 Uh... no. No, um, 562 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,000 I'm changing planes in LA, going on to England. 563 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,500 I'm auditioning for a new drama school 564 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:58,000 at Stratford-upon-avon. 565 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,500 Are you an actress? 566 00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:02,000 Well... someday. 567 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,500 Got a boyfriend? 568 00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,000 Um, over the past few years, 569 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,000 spending every night with Shakespeare for me was Norm. 570 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,500 Norm who? 571 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,500 572 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:42,000 573 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,500 Lookin' for adventure 574 00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:49,000 575 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,500 576 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:56,000 577 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,500 [ honk ] 578 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,500 Hey! Wrong way, buddy! 579 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:01,500 Watch out! 580 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,500 You're on the wrong side of the road! 581 00:32:04,500 --> 00:32:08,000 582 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,000 583 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,500 Excuse me. I'm looking for Hollywood. 584 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:14,500 There's a sign. 585 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:16,000 It is written. 586 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,500 587 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:27,000 588 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,000 [ siren ] 589 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,000 [ gunshots ] 590 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,500 We got you surrounded! 591 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,500 Aah! 592 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,500 Drop the money, lady! 593 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:48,000 I'll cover you. Get on. 594 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:51,500 I'm not getting on that thing. It's filthy. 595 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,500 [ engine groaning ] 596 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,500 [ plop ] 597 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 Hey. That money's not real. 598 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,000 And that bank's not real. 599 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,000 Hang on. 600 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,500 I know who you are. 601 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,000 You're the Hollywood Outlaw! 602 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,500 Cut it, Lyle. 603 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,000 Cut! 604 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,000 Sorry. We'll have to go again, everybody. 605 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Can I... 606 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000 have your autograph? 607 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,500 [ sigh ] 608 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,500 [ man's voice ] Mr. Delance! 609 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:31,000 I'm sorry, Chuck. 610 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 I have no idea how this happened. 611 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 Wait a minute. 612 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,500 You're a bloke. 613 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Get those camera ready? 614 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,500 Rocket-head here rides up 615 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:42,500 and says, "Get on the bike." 616 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,500 Well, I'm an actor, 617 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:47,000 and that's a stuntman's job. 618 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Hey. We'll shoot it over. 619 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 You're looking great, Chuck. 620 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,500 I can't perform anymore. I'm just too upset. 621 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,500 Oh, for crying out loud. 622 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:00,000 I don't care who your agent is. 623 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,500 I'll see that you never work 624 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000 in this town again. 625 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,500 Who is this guy, anyway, 626 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,500 Tin Man from The Wizard of OZ? 627 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,000 The name's Kelly. 628 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:16,000 Ned Kelly. 629 00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,000 [ singing ] 630 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,500 I thought I must have landed on another planet. 631 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,000 Banks weren't banks, money wasn't money, 632 00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:27,000 and my favorite actress turned out to be a man. 633 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000 To save Reckless Island, 634 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:31,500 I needed to find a real bank, and fast. 635 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:44,000 the futility of life 636 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,500 637 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,500 638 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,500 639 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:55,000 [ clunk ] 640 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:59,000 Hey, man, where'd you get that pile of junk? 641 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:01,500 Check out the metal-head. 642 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,500 What are you, undercover cop? 643 00:35:03,500 --> 00:35:05,500 FBI? CIA? 644 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,500 Bank robs. 645 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,500 All right. 646 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,500 Ahem. 647 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,500 Good evening! 648 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,500 How may we help you... Masked Man? 649 00:35:25,500 --> 00:35:27,500 Well, if you're the loan arranger, 650 00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,500 just hand over a million bucks. 651 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,500 You're more than welcome to what we've got. 652 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,500 We've got a weird one 653 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:38,000 holding up the Hollywood friendly bank. 654 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,500 Throw it up on the big screen. 655 00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:49,000 That's him. 656 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:52,000 But be very careful, Lieutenant. 657 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:54,000 The most dangerous place on Earth 658 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,000 is between Ned Kelly and a bag of money. 659 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,500 Would you like a line of credit? 660 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:00,500 A credit account? 661 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:01,500 Credit card? 662 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,500 Cash. 663 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,750 OK. 664 00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:08,000 Please, fill out this application form. 665 00:36:08,500 --> 00:36:10,000 What for? 666 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,500 We don't get much call for cash. 667 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,500 We have to order some. 668 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Sure I can't fix you up with plastic? 669 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:20,000 Sam, your dinner's ready. 670 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,500 But, Mom, it's a total fiasco. 671 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000 This is where he shoots the guns 672 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,500 out fo the actors' hands, 673 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:30,000 with real bullets, for God's sake. 674 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Those cops are supposed to be winning. 675 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:36,000 Look at that jerk. He's ruined the Climax. 676 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,000 He screwed up the movie. 677 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,500 I like him. 678 00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:40,500 What? 679 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000 He's a damn sight better. 680 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,500 Than those ham actors you hire. 681 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:46,000 Get a load of Chuck. 682 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:47,000 Mr. Delance! 683 00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,500 Are you sure this gentleman 684 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,500 is doing an unrehearsed performance? 685 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Absolutely. 686 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,500 He's an animal. 687 00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:57,000 That's what I thought. 688 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,500 You better sign him up. 689 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,500 Sign him up? 690 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:03,000 Of course. What did you say his name was? 691 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Uh... Kelly. Fred Kelly. 692 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:08,000 No, no, no. Ned Kelly. 693 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,500 Kelly. One of the great show business names. 694 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,000 Gene Kelly, Grace Kelly. 695 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,000 No kidding. 696 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,500 I'd better find this guy 697 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,000 before some other studio nabs him. 698 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,500 How'd the bank robbery go? 699 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,000 He signed you up for a credit card, right? 700 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,500 Right. 701 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,000 [ clang ] 702 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,500 Listen, man, I'll give you some free advice. 703 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,500 Forget that bank-robbing gig. 704 00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:36,000 The best way to get rich quick 705 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,000 is do what all the smart people are doing. 706 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,500 You got to get yourself into... 707 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:43,000 the entertainment business! 708 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,500 Ned, baby! 709 00:37:45,500 --> 00:37:48,000 710 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,500 it's who you know 711 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,500 you'll have 'em all 712 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,500 they'll return your call 713 00:37:57,500 --> 00:37:59,500 714 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000 715 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,500 716 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000 717 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,500 your foot's in cement 718 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,000 Jeepers, it's the cops. 719 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,500 we'll lift your butt 720 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,500 721 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,000 Officers, ready to fire. 722 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:19,000 723 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 724 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,000 725 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,000 726 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000 727 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,000 728 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,500 729 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:34,000 730 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:39,500 731 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,500 Nice jacket. 732 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,000 You're under arrest. 733 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,500 Hand over the guns, buddy, 734 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,000 or you'll be wearing metal 735 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,500 inside your head. 736 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,000 Hey, cop, America's a free country. 737 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,500 Every person has the right to bear arms. 738 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:54,000 Yeah. 739 00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:00,500 You're about to be shot dead on Nationwide television. 740 00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:05,000 No TV network would stoop so low. 741 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:08,500 Welcome to News Kill, live. 742 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:10,000 I'm here on Hollywood Boulevard, 743 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,500 where some wacko with a trash can on his head 744 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,500 is about to be blasted to pieces by the Hollywood police, 745 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,500 right before your very eyes. 746 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:20,500 [ cocking guns ] 747 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:22,500 OK, men, don't take any chances. 748 00:39:23,500 --> 00:39:26,000 Put two bullets apiece in his head, 749 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,500 then we'll break for doughnuts. 750 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:29,000 Hey, what's the problem, Officer? 751 00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:32,000 This guy's an international bank robber. 752 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,000 He's not a bank robber. He's an actor. 753 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,500 Huh? 754 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:38,500 An actor? 755 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 OK, boys, he's just an actor. 756 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,000 Let's go. 757 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,500 An actor? 758 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,500 That's right. And legally, 759 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:51,000 Hollywood police can't shoot actors. 760 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,000 If the police start shooting actors, 761 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:55,000 then the studios will close down. 762 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,500 If that happens, there's no more movies. 763 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,000 With no more movies, 764 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 people have got nothing to believe in. 765 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,000 Everyone gets depressed, 766 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,500 no one goes to work, 767 00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,500 and the economy collapses. 768 00:40:06,500 --> 00:40:08,500 Yes, yes. That's very sad. 769 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:10,000 Now find me some people 770 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 who can shoot actors. 771 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,000 I had to admit 772 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 that as an international bank robber, 773 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000 I'd been a failure. 774 00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,500 The only way to save the island now 775 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 was to pretend I was an actor. 776 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,500 Ned, 777 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,500 delance pictures is into action movies-- 778 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:31,500 you know, macho heroes, sex, violence. 779 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,500 High turnover. 780 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:34,000 Big profits. 781 00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:37,500 The quality of our movies is so high 782 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:41,000 that they bypass the theaters completely 783 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,500 and go straight to video. 784 00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,000 Wow! 785 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,000 Do you want to know the secret 786 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:51,000 to making big money in video rental? 787 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 The answer is one word-- 788 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,500 guns. 789 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:57,500 You see, guns aren't just guns. 790 00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,500 They're a... 791 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,000 Phallic symbol. 792 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Yeah. 793 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 The bigger the gun, the bigger the profit. 794 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:07,500 Now, I know what you're thinking. 795 00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:10,000 Let me tell you what you're thinking. 796 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,500 You're thinking, how will I turn a nobody like you 797 00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:14,500 into a big star? 798 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,500 Well, it's simple. 799 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,500 We're going to build you 800 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000 the biggest goddamn gun in Hollywood. 801 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,000 But, Sam, aren't you forgetting something? 802 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:28,500 Over 60% of video renters are women. 803 00:41:29,500 --> 00:41:31,000 Mom's right. 804 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000 What the heck do the women want to see? 805 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,000 Women want a love story. 806 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,500 A love story... 807 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:41,000 with a big gun. 808 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,500 Brilliant. 809 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,000 It's got everything. 810 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:46,500 Ned, to be a movie star here, 811 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:49,000 you have to talk like an american. 812 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,500 For a million bucks, I'll talk like a martian. 813 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,500 A million bucks? 814 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:57,000 [ buzzing ] 815 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:02,000 Hmm. 816 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Tell you what I'll do. 817 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,500 When the movie's finished, 818 00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:10,500 I'll pay you 1 million bucks. 819 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,500 You got a deal. 820 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:16,500 Mom, if we can just find the right actress 821 00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:19,500 to play opposite Ned... 822 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,500 then every lovesick couple, 823 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:24,500 every lonely guy and gal, 824 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 every family in America 825 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:31,500 will be saying, "Let's rent a video!" 826 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:34,000 It's going to be a great movie. 827 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000 It's called... 828 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,500 The Christian Cowboy. 829 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 It's about a gunslinging stranger 830 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,500 who cleans up Las Vegas 831 00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:45,500 and falls in love with a beautiful nun. 832 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,500 Look, I could be accepted 833 00:42:47,500 --> 00:42:51,000 into the newest Shakespearean drama school in England. 834 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,500 I won't throw that away 835 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:55,500 to be in some totally crass movie. 836 00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:57,000 Bye. I got to run. 837 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,500 With your help, we can buy Reckless Island 838 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:01,500 and save it from ecological disaster. 839 00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:04,500 You mean... 840 00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:07,500 if I do this movie with you, 841 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,500 it'll save your wilderness? 842 00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:12,000 It's the only chance we've got. 843 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,000 Look, 844 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 the head of the studio told me 845 00:43:15,500 --> 00:43:18,000 he's got the best writer in Hollywood 846 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000 working on the script, 847 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,500 so it'll probably be like Shakespeare. 848 00:43:21,500 --> 00:43:24,000 Christian Cowboy, take 1. 849 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,000 for the way that I feel 850 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,500 I just can't be still 851 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,500 852 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,000 853 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:36,000 854 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,000 855 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,500 856 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:40,500 857 00:43:40,500 --> 00:43:42,000 858 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,500 859 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,000 860 00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:49,000 and there he will stay 861 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:50,500 862 00:43:50,500 --> 00:43:54,000 863 00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:56,500 I repeat-- 864 00:43:56,500 --> 00:44:00,000 repent, sinners! 865 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,000 Jesus said... 866 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:10,500 gambling is Satan's tool. 867 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:15,500 Beware of the work of the devil, 868 00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:18,500 or your souls will burn in the fires of hell! 869 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,500 Hey! 870 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:24,500 Look, dudes! Ha ha ha! 871 00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:29,500 It's the Christian Cowboy! 872 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 [ all laughing ] 873 00:44:35,500 --> 00:44:37,000 Hah! 874 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,500 [ all stop laughing ] 875 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,500 The word of the lord 876 00:44:42,500 --> 00:44:45,000 is the only way to your salvation. 877 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 [ gunshots ] 878 00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,500 [ cocking guns ] 879 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Prayer time, sinners! 880 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,000 Aah! 881 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:05,000 - Ow! - Aah! 882 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,500 Aah! 883 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,000 Uhh... 884 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 [ bell tolls ] 885 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,500 That's one way of doing it, I guess. 886 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,500 Oh, Reverend. 887 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,500 I thank the lord 888 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:26,500 you brought that... big gun to town. 889 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:30,000 Ma'am, 890 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,000 you're a fine-lookin' nun. 891 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:39,000 You better get thee to a nunnery. 892 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Love this! 893 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,500 Cut it, Lyle. 894 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,500 Freeze, Mr. Kelly. Music down. 895 00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:52,000 Turning off the blue screen. 896 00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,500 Cut! 897 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,000 [ buzzer ] 898 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:03,500 That's-- that's a wrap for day one. 899 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,500 Call tomorrow, 6am. 900 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:07,500 Fantastic. 901 00:46:07,500 --> 00:46:09,000 Robin, you're a natural. 902 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,000 Ned, what's the scoop with your ad lib line-- 903 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,000 "Better get thee to a nunnery"? 904 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,000 It was Robin's idea. 905 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,000 Uh, it's hamlet's line to Ophelia. 906 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:19,500 It's classic Shakespeare. 907 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,500 Who the hell's Shakespeare? 908 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,500 He's only the greatest english writer of all time. 909 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,500 Well, he'd better have an american work permit. 910 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:30,000 I don't want union trouble. 911 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,000 He died 400 years ago. 912 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,500 I thought it sounded stale. 913 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,500 Let's stick to Bernie's script. 914 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,000 You're on another winner, Bernie. 915 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:43,500 Thanks. I'm adding some extra violence. 916 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 If it's 400 years old, 917 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,500 that means legally all his stuff is out of copyright. 918 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,500 What are you saying? 919 00:46:53,500 --> 00:46:55,000 It's free. 920 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:58,000 Hey, Bernie, 921 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,500 on second thought, 922 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,500 there may be something to this Shakespeare stuff. 923 00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:04,500 Get some of his old scripts 924 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,000 and freshen them up. 925 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:34,000 [ crunch ] 926 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,000 [ tuning up on bagpipes ] 927 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,500 Who are you? 928 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,000 Big Mac... 929 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,500 Beth. 930 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,500 [ munch ] 931 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,500 To blow your head off 932 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,500 or... 933 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:07,000 not blow your head off-- 934 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,500 that is the question. 935 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000 [ burp ] 936 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,000 That's the last of 'em. 937 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,500 How can the sisters of Las Vegas 938 00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:21,500 ever repay you for cleanin' up 939 00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:25,000 the rottenest town in the west? 940 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,000 Well, ma'am, 941 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,500 you could kick that habit and marry me. 942 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:33,000 Ohh, yes! 943 00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:40,500 Amen. 944 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Cut! 945 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,500 [ clanking ] 946 00:49:00,500 --> 00:49:02,000 Lost somethin'? 947 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,500 Yeah. 948 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:06,500 My driver. 949 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:07,500 Where you headin'? 950 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,500 To my hotel. 951 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:12,000 I'll give you a ride. 952 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:13,750 OK. 953 00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:36,500 There you go. 954 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,000 Thanks, mister. 955 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,500 [ engine fails ] 956 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:50,500 No worries. 957 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:54,750 Oh! 958 00:49:58,500 --> 00:49:59,500 Climb on. 959 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,500 960 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,500 961 00:50:06,500 --> 00:50:08,500 962 00:50:08,500 --> 00:50:10,500 963 00:50:10,500 --> 00:50:12,500 964 00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:14,000 965 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000 966 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,500 967 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:22,000 would be easy for you 968 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:26,000 would be easy to do 969 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:32,000 970 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:36,500 971 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,500 972 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:48,500 973 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:52,500 974 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,000 975 00:50:54,500 --> 00:50:56,500 976 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,000 977 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000 978 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000 Thanks for the ride. 979 00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:06,500 I'll see you. In makeup. Ciao. 980 00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,000 Oh, wait. 981 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,000 Why don't I lend you this? 982 00:51:10,500 --> 00:51:11,000 Thanks. 983 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:12,500 I got to go. 984 00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:13,500 Bye. 985 00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:15,000 Bye. 986 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,000 "All the world's a stage, 987 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:28,000 and all the men and women merely players." 988 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,000 "They have their exits 989 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 and their entrances." 990 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 "And each person in time 991 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:41,000 plays many parts." 992 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,000 [ gunshots ] 993 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:57,500 [ Director's instructions on PA system ] 994 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,000 Wrap the set. 995 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,000 OK, wrap it, and thank you. 996 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,500 She'll sleep with anything. 997 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:04,500 She's sleeping with the director. 998 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:05,500 So am I. 999 00:52:05,500 --> 00:52:07,000 What? 1000 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:10,000 Hollywood. 1001 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,000 What a place. 1002 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 One day you're a bank robber, 1003 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,500 the next day you're a movie star. 1004 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,500 All I had to do was finish the movie, 1005 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:20,000 and I'd have the money. 1006 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I knew everyone back home had been countin' on me. 1007 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,000 It was time to tell 'em the good news. 1008 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,500 [ intro music plays ] 1009 00:52:40,500 --> 00:52:42,500 Lights, camera, action! 1010 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:44,000 You're the star 1011 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,000 of a happy Hollywood video letter. 1012 00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,000 Your 20 second starts... now. 1013 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:49,000 Hi, Dan. 1014 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,500 Hi, Joe. 1015 00:52:58,500 --> 00:53:00,000 Ooh. 1016 00:53:03,500 --> 00:53:05,500 Video letter. 1017 00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:08,500 What is it? 1018 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,500 Hmm. 1019 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,500 [ intro music plays ] 1020 00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:23,000 Hi, Dan. Hi, Joe. 1021 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,500 It's Ned! 1022 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:25,500 [ woof woof ] 1023 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,500 I think he's wearing makeup. 1024 00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:31,500 You don't reckon he's turned kinky, do you? 1025 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,500 Guess what. 1026 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,500 I'm an actor. 1027 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Gee. 1028 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 The time's nearly up. 1029 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 Well... 1030 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:42,500 I just wanted you blokes to know 1031 00:53:42,500 --> 00:53:44,500 that when I finish my movie, 1032 00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:47,000 I'll be gettin' 1 mi-- 1033 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,000 [ everybody groans ] 1034 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:49,500 [ honks horn ] 1035 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 [ honk honk ] 1036 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,500 Get away. No photographs. 1037 00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:10,500 Shoo! 1038 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,000 Come on, Ernie. 1039 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,000 Let's get some autographs. 1040 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,500 Any stars coming in this mornin'? 1041 00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:23,500 G'day, Ralph. 1042 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,500 G'day, mate. Mr. Kelly. 1043 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,500 Can I have your autograph? 1044 00:54:28,500 --> 00:54:30,000 Sure. 1045 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:33,000 Please write, "To Hank." 1046 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,500 I really admire what you do. 1047 00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:39,000 I could never be an actor. 1048 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000 I'd be too afraid. 1049 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,000 Uh, make mine out, "To Ernie." 1050 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,500 Ms. Banks, 1051 00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:51,500 will you be moving into a secret Hollywood love nest, 1052 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,500 and if so, with who? 1053 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,000 Hey! There he is! 1054 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,000 Where? Where? 1055 00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Ned... 1056 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,000 Do you like carrots? 1057 00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,000 Yeah. 1058 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,500 Mr. Kelly, don't you feel 1059 00:55:07,500 --> 00:55:10,500 your gratuitous use of guns on screen 1060 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,000 is helping to create a more dangerous society? 1061 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,500 From an intellectual basis-- 1062 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,000 Let me handle this. 1063 00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:19,500 Hey, smarty-pants, where you from? 1064 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:20,500 New York. 1065 00:55:20,500 --> 00:55:22,500 - Oh! - Oh! 1066 00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:24,000 Well, here in Hollywood, 1067 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,500 it's personality questions only. 1068 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:26,500 Mr. Kelly, 1069 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,000 what color underpants do you wear? 1070 00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:34,000 Black. 1071 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,000 Ooh! 1072 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,000 Outrageous. 1073 00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:39,000 You better get into makeup. 1074 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,500 I'd like to ask Mr. Kelly another question. 1075 00:55:41,500 --> 00:55:42,500 Go take a meeting. 1076 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,500 Hey, buddy, watch your language. 1077 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:45,500 Why don't you keep in touch? 1078 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:47,000 You keep in touch. 1079 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,000 You keep in touch. 1080 00:55:48,500 --> 00:55:49,500 You keep in touch! 1081 00:55:49,500 --> 00:55:51,000 You keep in touch! 1082 00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,500 No! 1083 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,000 You keep in touch! 1084 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:56,000 I'm not gonna keep in touch, 1085 00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,500 'cause you can keep in touch! 1086 00:55:59,500 --> 00:56:02,000 I got Ned Kelly's autograph. 1087 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,500 That wasn't Ned Kelly. 1088 00:56:06,500 --> 00:56:08,500 Who are you? 1089 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:14,500 I'm the president of the Ned Kelly... 1090 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:15,500 Fan Club. 1091 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:17,500 And that wasn't him. 1092 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:19,000 Who was it, then? 1093 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,000 A thief. 1094 00:56:20,500 --> 00:56:22,000 He stole Ned Kelly's identity. 1095 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,500 Well, he signed Ned Kelly's name. 1096 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,000 Yeah. He wrote mine, too. 1097 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,000 Look. "To Ernie." 1098 00:56:27,500 --> 00:56:29,000 If he wrote your name, 1099 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,000 then he's stolen your identity, too. 1100 00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:35,500 What do you mean? 1101 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:37,000 When your identity's been stolen, 1102 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,500 you're no longer yourself. 1103 00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:41,000 You've got no personality. 1104 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,000 You're nobody. 1105 00:56:44,500 --> 00:56:47,000 I want my identity back. 1106 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Automatic. 1107 00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:52,000 Silencer. 1108 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 Semiautomatic. 1109 00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,000 Price check. 1110 00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,000 Man targets. 1111 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,500 Regular size. 1112 00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,500 You have no choice. 1113 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,000 He's stolen your identity, aren't he? 1114 00:57:09,500 --> 00:57:10,500 Maybe. I-- 1115 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:13,000 I haven't been feeling myself lately. 1116 00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:17,000 Man target's on special-- 9.05! 1117 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,500 That's the way they operate. 1118 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,500 We believe he's an alien, 1119 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,500 possibly from another planet. 1120 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:24,500 [ siren ] 1121 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,500 It's time to make our move. 1122 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:32,000 Wib, are you prepared? 1123 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,000 Absolutely, Sir John. 1124 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,000 My people here are fully trained. 1125 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,000 All we need to do now 1126 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:41,500 is get our friend in a public place alone. 1127 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:47,000 Ned, the eyelashes are a big improvement. 1128 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,000 You're looking great. 1129 00:57:53,500 --> 00:57:55,500 By the way, 1130 00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:58,500 the women want to see you wearing a mustache. 1131 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,500 [ loud bang ] 1132 00:58:00,500 --> 00:58:01,500 Don't shoot, mister. 1133 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,000 It's only popcorn. 1134 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Sorry. I thought you were going to shoot us. 1135 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:11,000 Ned Kelly, one of these days 1136 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:13,500 you're going to kill somebody with this thing! 1137 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000 Guns don't solve problems, 1138 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,500 they create them. 1139 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:17,500 You don't need a gun. 1140 00:58:17,500 --> 00:58:18,500 You're addicted. 1141 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:20,000 You're a gun addict. 1142 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 [ gunshot ] 1143 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,000 I'm not addicted. 1144 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,000 I haven't fired a shot all day. 1145 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:31,000 I can give these things up anytime I want. 1146 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,500 Anytime at all. 1147 00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,000 [ gunshots ] 1148 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,000 Feels good. 1149 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:00,000 Ah. 1150 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:03,000 Overstretched and undercapitalized. 1151 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,000 Good. 1152 00:59:05,500 --> 00:59:06,500 Miss Twisty, 1153 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:10,000 let's send a fax. 1154 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:12,000 A fax? 1155 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,000 This fax just came through. 1156 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,000 I'm so sorry. 1157 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:22,500 I can't pay you your money. 1158 00:59:22,500 --> 00:59:24,500 They've frozen our accounts. 1159 00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,500 They've foreclosed on all his loans. 1160 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,500 [ Delance ] They're going to sell us off. 1161 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,500 [ Robin ] Who's done this? 1162 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:34,500 Our bank, of course. 1163 00:59:34,500 --> 00:59:36,000 Bank? 1164 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:38,500 Which bank? 1165 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,000 [ telephone rings ] 1166 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,000 [ ring ring ] 1167 01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,500 [ boom ] 1168 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:28,000 [ ring ring ] 1169 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,000 - Aah! - Aah! 1170 01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:35,500 Come on, let's try again. 1171 01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,000 This is hopeless. 1172 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,500 It's solid steel. 1173 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,500 [ ring ring ] 1174 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,000 [ ring ring ] 1175 01:00:45,500 --> 01:00:47,500 [ ring ring ] 1176 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:50,500 [ ring ring ] 1177 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,000 [ ring ring ] 1178 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:55,500 [ ring ] 1179 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:57,500 Hello? 1180 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,000 Hello? 1181 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,500 [ woof woof ] 1182 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:03,000 Dog, how are you? 1183 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:04,500 It's Ned. 1184 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:06,000 [ woof woof woof ] 1185 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:07,000 Slow down. 1186 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,500 What are you doing? 1187 01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:11,000 Talking to my dog. 1188 01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,500 [ woof ] 1189 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:15,000 Now, listen. Listen to me carefully. 1190 01:01:17,500 --> 01:01:21,500 Where is Dan? 1191 01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:26,000 [ Corn... flakes ] 1192 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,000 Good dog. 1193 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,500 Is the dog talking back? 1194 01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:32,000 Sort of. 1195 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,500 Stop kidding around, Dog. 1196 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,000 Where's Dan? 1197 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:38,000 [ whimpers ] 1198 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,500 [ yelps ] 1199 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,000 Dog? 1200 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:43,000 Dog? 1201 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,500 [ telephone rings ] 1202 01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,000 Hello? 1203 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,000 Dog? 1204 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:50,500 Ned, there's a call for you. 1205 01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:57,000 Hello? 1206 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,500 Just letting you know that if you're planning a trip home, 1207 01:02:00,500 --> 01:02:02,500 you'll need a Japanese Visa 1208 01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:05,000 because I'm exporting Reckless Island 1209 01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:06,500 tomorrow. 1210 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,500 What's wrong? 1211 01:02:09,500 --> 01:02:13,000 A bunch of blokes in gray suits are talking my home. 1212 01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:14,500 Organized crime. 1213 01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:17,000 It's worse than that. 1214 01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,500 They're corporate bankers. 1215 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:22,000 Here's your money, Ned. 1216 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,000 Holy cow. 1217 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,000 Mom's been laundering the company's money. 1218 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:29,500 I knew that sooner or later, 1219 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:33,000 borrowing all that money would catch up with you, 1220 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,000 so I have been putting aside a little something each week. 1221 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,000 If you guys are broke, 1222 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:41,500 I couldn't take that money. 1223 01:02:41,500 --> 01:02:43,500 You must save your wilderness. 1224 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000 Ned, it's yours. You earned it. 1225 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,000 Besides, we need much more than $1 million 1226 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,000 to save the studio. 1227 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:54,000 The only way we can stay in show business now 1228 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,500 is to beat that bank. 1229 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:58,000 And no one has ever beaten a bank. 1230 01:02:58,500 --> 01:03:01,000 Well, there was a first time for everything. 1231 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:04,000 That bank was stealing my home. 1232 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:07,000 They'd hurt my friends and beaten up my dog. 1233 01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:09,000 Enough was enough. 1234 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,500 You're not coming. It's too dangerous. 1235 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:14,500 Mr. Kelly, 1236 01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:17,000 the flight to Australia is boarding immediately. 1237 01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,000 Better hurry. 1238 01:03:18,500 --> 01:03:20,000 So don't bother arguing anymore. 1239 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:21,500 I'm not arguing anymore. 1240 01:03:21,500 --> 01:03:24,000 Will you give me a ticket, please? 1241 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,000 You two are traveling together? 1242 01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,000 - No. - Yes. 1243 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,000 How nice. 1244 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,500 Try it again. 1245 01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:33,500 [ buzzer ] 1246 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:35,000 Come on. Come on. 1247 01:03:40,000 --> 01:03:41,000 There. 1248 01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,000 All right. 1249 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,000 OK, you're all clear. 1250 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:46,000 Thank you. 1251 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:47,500 Have a nice flight. 1252 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,000 All right, next, please. 1253 01:03:59,500 --> 01:04:02,500 Oh, look, your fans came to say goodbye. 1254 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:03,500 Hi. 1255 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:06,000 Kelly! 1256 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,500 Bon voyage. 1257 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:09,000 Fare time, alien. 1258 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:12,000 finger on your trigger 1259 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,500 1260 01:04:14,000 --> 01:04:18,000 can do to your heart 1261 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,500 1262 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:25,000 yes, it is 1263 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:29,000 yes, it is 1264 01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:30,500 It's done. 1265 01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,000 Two bullets point-blank range. 1266 01:04:33,500 --> 01:04:35,000 I'm on my way back. 1267 01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,000 Good. 1268 01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,500 That's the last we'll see of Ned Kelly. 1269 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:43,500 Hey, look! The bullets have hit the cross! 1270 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:50,500 Amen. 1271 01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,500 My plan was simple. 1272 01:04:54,500 --> 01:04:56,000 Give the bank the money 1273 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,000 and kick them off the island. 1274 01:04:58,500 --> 01:05:01,000 Anyway, I figured Sir John had to be bluffing. 1275 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:03,500 You can't export an island. 1276 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,500 It's impossible. 1277 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,000 Charges have been laid 1278 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:10,000 under the ocean and across the spit. 1279 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:11,500 The explosions will fracture 1280 01:05:11,500 --> 01:05:13,500 the rock strata beneath the surface, 1281 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:16,000 breaking the island off from the mainland. 1282 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:17,500 Then an ocean-going tugboat 1283 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:20,000 will simply tow it to Japan. 1284 01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,500 Won't the island just sink? 1285 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:23,500 Not with the latest Japanese technology. 1286 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:25,000 They've fitted the island 1287 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:27,000 with a series of subsurface stabilizers 1288 01:05:27,500 --> 01:05:30,000 to provide it with flotation during the voyage. 1289 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:32,000 Well, it's really creating 1290 01:05:32,500 --> 01:05:34,500 an offshore asset! 1291 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,000 - Aah! - Aah! 1292 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,000 Hut-2, hut-2, hut-2, hut-2! 1293 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,500 Hut-2, hut-2, hut-2, hut-2! 1294 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:31,000 Hut-2, hut-2, hut-2, hut-2! 1295 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:33,500 Gentlemen, up until now, 1296 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,500 the best undeveloped real estate 1297 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:40,000 has been located in the most remote places on Earth. 1298 01:06:40,000 --> 01:06:42,000 Our bank is about to prove 1299 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,000 that cheap wilderness can be exported 1300 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:47,500 to the world's most wealthy industrialized countries. 1301 01:06:48,500 --> 01:06:50,500 Aah! 1302 01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:59,000 There's heavily armed bankers out there, and you've given up guns. 1303 01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,000 What can you do by yourself? 1304 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:03,000 Trust me. 1305 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,500 Ned, I might not ever see you again, 1306 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:07,500 so whatever happens, I... 1307 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:10,000 Robin, I know what I'm doing. 1308 01:07:23,500 --> 01:07:25,000 Now what? 1309 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,000 [ squeals ] 1310 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,000 [ speaking Japanese ] 1311 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,500 Yes, the island is yours. 1312 01:07:41,500 --> 01:07:44,500 Sayonara! 1313 01:08:22,500 --> 01:08:24,500 We're moving! 1314 01:08:24,500 --> 01:08:27,500 You've all done an excellent job. 1315 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,000 I'd like you to stay on board the island 1316 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,000 until it's safety reached international waters. 1317 01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,500 Fly me back to the bank. 1318 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:36,000 I'll refuel the helicopter, sir. 1319 01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:50,500 [ engine starts ] 1320 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:10,000 It's Ned Kelly! 1321 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:31,000 The island stopped moving! 1322 01:09:51,000 --> 01:09:52,500 Aah! 1323 01:09:58,000 --> 01:09:59,000 Shoot them both. 1324 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,500 Fire! 1325 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,500 Inside! Quick! 1326 01:10:05,500 --> 01:10:06,500 Ohh! 1327 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:14,500 - Aah! - Aah! 1328 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,000 - Aah! - Aah! 1329 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,000 Aah! 1330 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,500 He's ricocheting bullets with that rubbish bin suit. 1331 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:29,500 Put down your guns before you kill yourselves. 1332 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:31,500 Ow! 1333 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:36,000 Ned. 1334 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:43,000 The pub's on fire. 1335 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:45,500 Ned's out there, and he's in trouble. 1336 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,500 I can feel it. 1337 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,500 Wake up, Dan. 1338 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,500 You're daydreaming. 1339 01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:08,000 You're daydreaming. You're daydreaming... 1340 01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:09,000 Yeah. 1341 01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:12,500 Day... dreaming. 1342 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,000 Aah! 1343 01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:29,000 1... 1344 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:38,500 - Aah! - Aah! 1345 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,000 Aim for his head! 1346 01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,500 Don't go out. It's suicide. 1347 01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,000 We can't stay here either. 1348 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:58,000 Let's take all the beer we can carry 1349 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:00,500 and get out the back way. 1350 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,500 You're not deserting Ned, are you? 1351 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,500 Aim for his legs! 1352 01:12:04,500 --> 01:12:06,000 Legs? 1353 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,500 We'll finish him off. 1354 01:12:24,000 --> 01:12:25,500 Hold fire! 1355 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:31,000 We'll move in and shoot him in the head. 1356 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,500 Now! 1357 01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:51,000 - Aah! - Aah! 1358 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:28,500 [ woof ] 1359 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:30,000 I quit! 1360 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,000 I resign. 1361 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,500 My head hurts. 1362 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,000 Here's your money. 1363 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,500 Now get off our island. 1364 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:44,500 Welcome home. 1365 01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:48,500 Aah! 1366 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,000 Ha ha! 1367 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,000 You business people don't know when to stop. 1368 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:59,500 Remove your helmet. 1369 01:14:10,000 --> 01:14:13,500 Unless you have friends in Heaven, Kelly, 1370 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:16,000 you're out of luck. 1371 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,500 Such is life. 1372 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,500 [ roaring ] 1373 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,500 Amen. 1374 01:14:54,500 --> 01:14:57,000 It looks like you broke your dad's record 1375 01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:58,500 for getting shot. 1376 01:14:58,500 --> 01:15:00,500 Congratulations! Ha ha! 1377 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:11,000 Guns? 1378 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:14,000 Looks like the Kelly Gang's back in business. 1379 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:15,500 Yeah... 1380 01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:17,000 show business. 1381 01:15:24,500 --> 01:15:26,500 1382 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:30,500 1383 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:34,000 1384 01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:38,000 1385 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,500 When you think about it, 1386 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:43,000 what possible reason is there 1387 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000 for a grown man to need a gun? 1388 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:50,000 [ fly buzzing ] 1389 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,500 [ gunshot ] 1390 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:59,500 Captioned by Grantman Brown